Thursday, December 22, 2011

fuck you heather slutface

god she sucks. as much as i don't love bev kim, heather is the worst person ever. she's a big fatty who probably gets no love. and if she does have a significant other, i'm sure that person is incredibly scared of her and secretly wants to punch her in the vag while she's sleeping.

jake cleaned up this week, taking both the quickfire with his idol ty-lor boring, and getting all 3 points for the elimination win with ty-lor and ed. nice work boy.

one of my two remaining people screwed up a piece of lamb and took nyesha down with her. i was hoping more than ever that heather and bev would get sent home taking 2 away from mary, and they should have gone home based on this challenge alone. they kept them here cause they are strong and make for good tv, what with bev crying when the rodeo makes her miss her husband and heather being a fat-bitter-mean-devil-woman.

nyesha did win last chance chicken. though keith steals the show everytime asking pointed questions. he's basically like chef from south park, if they had had a chocolate salty balls competition he definitely would have won.

here are your updated standings:

WEEK 2 3 4 5 6 7 TOTAL
Mary 6 5.5 4 6 7 4 32.5
Jake 2 4.75 3 3 5 8 25.75
Ben 4 5 6 3 2 1 21
Sam 4 4.75 6 6 3 2 25.75

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