Updated Scores

Quick update for the scores. I got lazy updating, what with being too busy with my 3 day/week work schedule and loads of lean protein that isn't going to eat itself. But here are the scores. It's been over for a long time though, Mary is running away with it.

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	4	3	4	6	4	2	4	2	57.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	8	3	6	2	2	3	3	0	44.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	1	4	1	1	1	1	1	3	33
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	2	4	2	1	4	4	1	4	44.75

Week 10: Restaurant Wars

week 10 brought us restaurant wars. and i think both teams did well, definitely better than other years. i think it's bullshit that the women won but that's probably just due to how they edited the show. the women were so bitchy with each other and both sam and i felt that bev definitely deserved the win considering how much shit bitchface2 and dinosaur-neck give her. (that's sarah grunenenberg and lyndsay for those not in the know). i can't believe grayson has lasted this long but that always happens. there's always one person that skates under the radar until they come crashing down, it could happen this week.

there are 7 people left, mary has 3 of them, the boy 2, and sam and i each with one. if had to pick 4 who would make it to the finals there is a good chance that we could each get one. grayson aint making it so boy would need ed lee to not blow it. but mary should definitely get one with bev, and sarah and paul are pretty strong. of course in terms of points it's basically over, mary is running away with it.

bev got the win, ty-lor got the axe, and no quickfire

were almost up to 100 page views, let's live the dream. also, remember when jake thought the wedding was going to cost 10 grand, so naive.

LEADERBOARD:

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	4	3	4	6	45.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	8	3	6	2	36.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	1	4	1	1	27
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	2	4	2	1	32.75

Week 8 and 9

The blog was temporarily on hold by my three-quarter assed attempt to get into grad school. Now that that's out of the way we can get back to the good stuff. Week 8 was cool in multiple ways. My only person left won, giving me 4 points, and the worst person ever, heather was booted off and got smoked in last chance chicken. Even if she cooked a better dish, Tom wasn't going to give her the win. He really didn't like her and I've always kinda felt that he judges a little bit based on that. Paul qui won the quickfire, good times.

Week 9 was kind to the boy, and the west-coast is crushing us east-siders. Here are the scores, I'm hungry so this is all you get, i'll update on Thursday for this week. Boo yeah, can't wait to see you on the honeymoon, for the whole honeymoon.

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	4	3	4	39.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	8	3	6	34.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	1	4	1	26
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	2	4	2	31.75

fuck you heather slutface

god she sucks. as much as i don't love bev kim, heather is the worst person ever. she's a big fatty who probably gets no love. and if she does have a significant other, i'm sure that person is incredibly scared of her and secretly wants to punch her in the vag while she's sleeping.

jake cleaned up this week, taking both the quickfire with his idol ty-lor boring, and getting all 3 points for the elimination win with ty-lor and ed. nice work boy.

one of my two remaining people screwed up a piece of lamb and took nyesha down with her. i was hoping more than ever that heather and bev would get sent home taking 2 away from mary, and they should have gone home based on this challenge alone. they kept them here cause they are strong and make for good tv, what with bev crying when the rodeo makes her miss her husband and heather being a fat-bitter-mean-devil-woman.

nyesha did win last chance chicken. though keith steals the show everytime asking pointed questions. he's basically like chef from south park, if they had had a chocolate salty balls competition he definitely would have won.

here are your updated standings:

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	7	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	4	32.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	8	25.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	1	21
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	2	25.75

my team sucks

i'm down to two women and i hate one of them, she's possibly jewish and sucks. but not as much as heather terhune, she's a huge bitch. my girl dakota wants to fuck her up, i hope she does. also we just watched 2nd-to-last work of art. my boy dusty went home. he's cool. at least lola went home. god i hate her. i wouldn't have paid 30 cents for a naked picture of her. art it dumb. people are dumb.

this week jake took home the quick fire with the almost eliminated grayson something.

mary won with bitchface heather.

and my own, whitney otawakakawa went home, she was the elevator music of this competition, just there no one noticed her.

LEADERBOARD:

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	28.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	17.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	20
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	23.75

mc pee pants

it was all the acupuncture's fault

scores clarified

mary has 6 cause she won quickfire with the cruising chick. jake and i have 3 cause we suck. and sam has 6 cause paul qui won the big challenge.