fuck you heather slutface

god she sucks. as much as i don't love bev kim, heather is the worst person ever. she's a big fatty who probably gets no love. and if she does have a significant other, i'm sure that person is incredibly scared of her and secretly wants to punch her in the vag while she's sleeping.

jake cleaned up this week, taking both the quickfire with his idol ty-lor boring, and getting all 3 points for the elimination win with ty-lor and ed. nice work boy.

one of my two remaining people screwed up a piece of lamb and took nyesha down with her. i was hoping more than ever that heather and bev would get sent home taking 2 away from mary, and they should have gone home based on this challenge alone. they kept them here cause they are strong and make for good tv, what with bev crying when the rodeo makes her miss her husband and heather being a fat-bitter-mean-devil-woman.

nyesha did win last chance chicken. though keith steals the show everytime asking pointed questions. he's basically like chef from south park, if they had had a chocolate salty balls competition he definitely would have won.

here are your updated standings:

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	7	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	4	32.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	8	25.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	1	21
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	2	25.75

my team sucks

i'm down to two women and i hate one of them, she's possibly jewish and sucks. but not as much as heather terhune, she's a huge bitch. my girl dakota wants to fuck her up, i hope she does. also we just watched 2nd-to-last work of art. my boy dusty went home. he's cool. at least lola went home. god i hate her. i wouldn't have paid 30 cents for a naked picture of her. art it dumb. people are dumb.

this week jake took home the quick fire with the almost eliminated grayson something.

mary won with bitchface heather.

and my own, whitney otawakakawa went home, she was the elevator music of this competition, just there no one noticed her.

LEADERBOARD:

WEEK	2	3	4	5	6	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	7	28.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	5	17.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	2	20
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	3	23.75

mc pee pants

it was all the acupuncture's fault

scores clarified

mary has 6 cause she won quickfire with the cruising chick. jake and i have 3 cause we suck. and sam has 6 cause paul qui won the big challenge.

DAMN WOMEN

There are multiple meanings to this. the first is mary and sam dominated week 5 and are now starting to run away with it, looking to take home that imaginary first-place prize. the second meaning is i have 3 people left and they are all women, and not the strongest women in the competition. i'm f'd. i drafted 3 men and they all crapped out. even little chuy beat my boy keith in last chance chicken. oh, and bev cried again.

WEEK	2	3	4	5	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	6	21.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	3	12.75
Ben	4	5	6	3	18
Sam	4	4.75	6	6	20.75

jake sucks

good work picking richie, not only did he lose he cried. and keith crushed him on lace chance chicken. also beverly kim sucks, she cries way too much

Week 4 results and rule change

Good thing i'm done with the GRE so now I can focus on what's really important. We are updating the rules to ensure that it will still be a contest throughout. From now on if there are multiple winners, those winners split the total 3 points that can be gained from a win. There shouldn't be any challenges which will have several winners anymore. Even during team challenges such as Restaurant Wars they will name 1 winner. If they don't i'm instituting these rules to make sure it stays competitive.

The new rules:

3 points for a win (divided equally if there are multiple winners)

2 points for quickfire win (divided equally if there are multiple winners)

1 point for a surviving chef.

Week 3 scores updated:

There were 8 winners so each win is worth 0.375

Mary - 4 Chefs 4 wins (1.5 pts) = 5.5 pts

Jake - 4 Chefs 2 wins (.75 pts) = 4.75 pts

Ben - 3 Chefs 0 wins 1 QF = 5 pts

Sam - 4 Chefs 2 wins (.75 pts) = 4.75 pts

Week 4 scores (3 winners 1pt/win):

Mary - 4 Chefs = 4 pts

Jake - 3 Chefs = 3 pts

Ben - 3 Chefs 1 win 1 QF = 6 pts

Sam - 4 Chefs 2 wins = 6 pts

LEADERBOARD:

WEEK	2	3	4	TOTAL
Mary	6	5.5	4	15.5
Jake	2	4.75	3	9.75
Ben	4	5	6	15
Sam	4	4.75	6	14.75